tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53757708174001281172024-03-05T13:41:57.469-08:00Discrete?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger284125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-12162248622969339222012-03-01T07:58:00.003-08:002012-03-01T07:59:19.296-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">I've been a little bit obsessed with this song lately. It's just a thing that happens when a song is so good.</span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XybDZ9I9k4k" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-34765699235622763792012-02-27T08:11:00.002-08:002012-02-27T08:12:02.162-08:00stuff i make<a href="http://gethomely.blogspot.com/">http://gethomely.blogspot.com/</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-88927266210131876592012-02-25T23:18:00.000-08:002012-02-25T23:18:09.958-08:00More Give-aways!Ok this one I realllllly hope I win. Her clothing is so fantastic.<br /><br /><a href="http://tanandmeg.blogspot.com/2012/02/happy-hour-giveaway-lady-danburry.html?spref=bl">The Happy Hour: happy hour giveaway: lady danburry</a>: today we have a wonderful giveaway for you from our sponsor (and my dear friend!!) lady danburry ! lady danburry , is "sew" talented you gu...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-27872908737782682372012-02-25T23:13:00.000-08:002012-02-25T23:13:58.551-08:00Give-awaysI've recently discovered that there are tons of blog sponsored give-aways. Anyone else think this is fantastic?<br /><br /><a href="http://tanandmeg.blogspot.com/2012/02/happy-hour-giveaway-ruche-20-gift-card.html?spref=bl">The Happy Hour: happy hour giveaway: ruche $20 gift card</a>: we're so happy to be doing our very first giveaway here on the happy hour!! so, today on this very presidents day, you have the opportunity ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-26041691794513616142012-02-24T21:23:00.003-08:002012-02-24T21:26:30.180-08:00Newt Gingrich is a [HORRIBLE] Joke<span style="font-family: courier new;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Why does no one else seem to realize this? </span><br style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">At least Sarah Palin loves nature, amiright?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Maybe I should consider a lifestyle change and become a politician... I can't be any more ridiculous than anyone else. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-43561086718648655662012-02-16T07:18:00.002-08:002012-02-16T07:22:34.221-08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">Being sick for two weeks has led me to (falsely) believe that watching Food Network/reading about Food made on Food Network is productive. But seriously, I am so excited about this Food Network Chocolate magazine I just bought for the airplane. Who </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: courier new;">doesn't</span><span style="font-family: courier new;"> want Bobby Flay, Anne Burrell, and Paula Deen to share dessert secrets with them?</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-79298072955788486682012-02-08T20:32:00.000-08:002012-02-08T20:47:20.955-08:00LISTS<span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Things I would </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-style: italic;">really</span></span><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"> love to consume right now:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Diet Coke with Vanilla (from sonic, of course)</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-The Leftover pizza in the fridge</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Chinese Food</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Honey Bunches of Oats</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Cinnamon Rolls</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Lots and lots of water. With ice, if you believe that.</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-An Icee</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-A Hot Fudge Brownie Sundae</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Mexican Food</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Things I am able to consume right now:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-mushy frozen mac and cheese</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-strawberry jello</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Things I am </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-style: italic;">very</span></span><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"> painfully able to consume right now:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-ice water</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-frozen popsicle (1)</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-soft ice cream (1 bowl)</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-a variety of pills</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">While we're at it, let's make a list of times I have been to the ER this week:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-2</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">And also, what they gave me while I was there (pretty much all with my IV drip):</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Trip 1:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Benadryl </span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Anti Nausea Medicine</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Steroids</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-More Benadryl (bad idea)</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Some other mystery drug whose name I was too out of it to remember</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Trip 2:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Benadryl</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Anti Nausea Meds</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Steroids</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Dilaudid</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-More Benadryl</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Avelox</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-More steroids, I think</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Another Mystery drug</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-Lortab</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">People who visited me in the Hospital:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-4</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">People who brought me balloons:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-1</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">People who have been able to figure out what's wrong with me:</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">-0</span><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Here's to hoping the Ear Nose Throat doc can tell me what's up. Here's to hoping I'm ready for Cali in a week. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-38541485581980553472012-01-24T07:55:00.000-08:002012-01-24T07:57:26.861-08:00hold on<span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">people are always trying to figure out why the sky is blue, why the ocean is blue, which was blue first, etc. well friends, apparently my books has got it all figured out.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">"The sky is blue because more of the blue light than the red light from the sun is scattered toward the earth." </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">i guess that settles it, then....although the diagram they provide is actually an apple, not the sky or the sun, so maybe it's still a little questionable. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-5581576213603437152012-01-24T07:24:00.001-08:002012-01-24T07:25:41.447-08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">The music in here keeps alternating between really great mo-town and some really terrible funk-jam band fusion. stick with the first, please. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Also, a kid just sat down next to me with an entire pizza for breakfast. I love him already. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-2176109090796506452012-01-21T12:11:00.000-08:002012-01-21T12:12:21.428-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">I just can't stop watch pregnant Beyoncé dance. Judge me.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2XY3AvVgDns" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-12402155019682414862011-12-05T16:02:00.000-08:002011-12-05T16:03:00.094-08:00Oh PS<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">Perfume + Beirut + Bijou Theater = Magic. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-39068998195459427382011-12-05T16:00:00.000-08:002011-12-05T16:02:15.685-08:00Here is the Thing<span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">I just need it to be summertime again. Today was so nice, and I just am not ready for cold weather.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">That's all.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-17878875765400570162011-11-08T20:07:00.000-08:002011-11-08T20:08:41.364-08:00Sourness Makes It Right<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">Today I lost my very favorite jacket downtown, and that homeless woman I hate is probably wearing it. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">And then I came home and my dog put a hole in my new tights. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Awesome.</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-27734724906276922122011-10-20T14:33:00.000-07:002011-10-20T14:35:15.952-07:00Harsh<span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">Dear Winter, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">Please go away; no one wants you. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">On a non related note, if you have ever referred to Modern art as Contemporary art, or if you have ever referred to anything which is not Modern or Contemporary art as either, I have judged you. Harshly. And I am probably still judging you now. That might sound rude, but it is just a fact. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">Sincerely,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">This Girl.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-72652431638684580562011-06-22T11:32:00.000-07:002011-06-22T11:49:37.821-07:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">Are you ever working on something pseudo important when you realize suddenly that you have something so much more important to be working on? Usually, this urgency occurs while doing something like homework, sending a close friend or family member a long over due email, filling out applications, etc. Each of these activities is extremely important. Not as important, however, as that other thing you never even knew you were neglecting until right now. That infamous "other thing" tends to be something along the lines of trimming your bangs,perfectly organizing and aligning the trinkets on your shelf, coloring in that scuff on your shoes with a Sharpie, and so on and so on. Now I can hear you all making that sigh of recognition. "Yes!" you are saying right now; "I know that thing! In fact....I should be doing that right now." For those of you who decided you could wait to finish that thing until the end of this post- congratulations. Today that thing occurred while working on my American Heritage homework. I was reading about Ronald Reagan's foreign policy when I noticed the Sonic cup next to me. "Wait a second" my subconscious said. "That sonic logo must be outlined by your pen (and </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: courier new;">only</span><span style="font-family: courier new;"> your pen) right. now." "I'm busy" I said to my subconscious. "I will get to that later. First, I need to graduate from college." This was a mistake, because then something inside me seemed to say "Graduate college?! No one will ever graduate college again if you do not do this one most important thing in the world [outlining the Sonic logo]." And that's when I realized, in that moment, it was true. I had no other option but to outline line not only the logo, but the tiny bubbles floating up the cup above it. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-10130751843377862702011-05-16T16:22:00.000-07:002011-05-16T16:23:42.618-07:00It Also Says!<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">This song was just used in a Target ad. Well done, Target.</span></span><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LjsPp7R6ONY" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-26690159116904933842011-04-28T09:41:00.000-07:002011-04-28T09:43:20.527-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ffcc99;"><strong>So the squirrels that live outside my bathroom window have been gettin cray-zy lately, and this morning, one almost jumped on me. No Joke.</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ffcc99;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ffcc99;"><strong>Also, if I hear the words "Fiscal Year" one more time, I'ma explode something. </strong></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-52710626637246609662011-04-13T11:18:00.000-07:002011-04-13T11:20:25.333-07:00<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Right now they are doing some major construction outside of my office building. Everytime they hammer a support into the ground (which is about precisely every second), my building shakes a little bit. I know I am not imagining this because I can see it in my water bottle.... Now all I have to do is wait for Jeff Goldbloom to show up. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-62766385449410247782011-03-31T20:23:00.000-07:002011-03-31T20:25:14.044-07:00Fact:<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: courier new;">There is such a thing as too much pop lock and dropping it...but the good news is, my thighs have now made a full recovery.</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-48163413334716618122011-03-21T15:59:00.000-07:002011-03-21T16:00:17.277-07:00Confession:<span style="font-family: courier new;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">I love it when people I don't know follow my blog. Thanks guys. </span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102); font-family: courier new;">(and for those of you who I DO know, I love it when you follow my blog too).</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-45506565201085857422011-03-17T19:51:00.000-07:002011-03-17T19:54:38.003-07:00Perfect<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-family:courier new;" >As I was commenting on a friend's wonderful blog </span><a style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;" href="http://leavesofalife.blogspot.com/2011/03/my-most-favorite-word-verification-ever.html">here</a><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-family:courier new;" >, I found it incredibly ironic (not to mention funny) that this happened...Although hers definitely still wins.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);font-family:courier new;" ></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguYja9shHhWiNWLLb0lcpFncuHraIhXcuAhYzO4ebgartZunimgBshegXCRUG_W6xPx_jhaDj0w6EJ19yAb80h774GaYurdaFGoiQa7LQAXDLlCXTwdohcGdU6UGMKRWdkFntP534IWU/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguYja9shHhWiNWLLb0lcpFncuHraIhXcuAhYzO4ebgartZunimgBshegXCRUG_W6xPx_jhaDj0w6EJ19yAb80h774GaYurdaFGoiQa7LQAXDLlCXTwdohcGdU6UGMKRWdkFntP534IWU/s400/Picture+2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5585247660264121042" border="0" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-5114175776475368712011-03-17T16:08:00.000-07:002011-03-17T16:19:01.739-07:00vampire roommates, or, basil<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">sometimes, you go to the grocery store and they have the most beautiful basil plant you have ever seen. and so you buy it and and you bring it home, and you are so excited to have a real life plant that replenishes itself. you are excited because you don't have to keep buying more, but mostly you are excited because it is green and alive. so you bring it home, and you find the sunniest spot in the house. sometimes this is hard because you live in the basement, and your upstairs roommates think they are vampires and refuse to let any light in to the house. finally, though, you find a shelf in the corner that is next to a window with blinds that you can open. so you give the plant some water, and you open the blinds, and you welcome it home. there is even talk of naming the plant. and then a couple of days go by, and the plant looks just ok. then one day you realize that whenever you open the blinds, someone keeps closing them. the nameless but beautiful basil plant starts to lunge itself toward the minuscule amount of uv rays breaking through the window. you tell the plant to hang in there, because in just a week it will be warm enough to relocate the plant to a sunny outdoor location. this doesn't help, though, and a few days later you come home to find out that one of your vampire roommates has also been watering your basil, so you feel the soil, and it is like water. your basil is drowning in the dark. so you bring it to your room, and you bring it outside for visiting hours when it is warm and sunny enough, and you try and try to help it live. then one day, you wake up and it is sixty five degrees and sunny, and you just know this is the day it will live. so you check the soil and you set it outside while you go to work for free. as you walk home, you are so excited about your plant slash food source that replenishes itself, and you know that the few remaining limbs and leaves will be thriving in the sunlight. they just have to be. and then you find it dead. and you are pissed. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-20847357787793595852011-03-10T19:24:00.000-08:002011-03-10T19:26:30.884-08:00FAIL:<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">today i cut my tongue on the lid to my apple sauce. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">i also spent 30 minutes trying to remember the word "articulate." that would have been ok, except it was the punchline of a very short story i was telling. </span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-54333875408994012732011-02-28T20:17:00.000-08:002011-02-28T20:18:51.806-08:00Dear Lady Gaga,<span style="font-family: courier new; color: rgb(255, 204, 153);font-size:130%;" >You know I love you. I do. But please NEVER let me see you do that again. I don't care if you were born that way, it was <span style="font-weight: bold;">terrible</span>. </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375770817400128117.post-30333505018313336752011-02-24T09:19:00.000-08:002011-02-24T09:20:47.450-08:00<span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ffffcc;">my water bottle has suddenly started tasting all weird and plasticy. no bueno.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1