Huh.

There's a link on my Hotmail account for the "Dos and Don'ts" of glitter.

I'm just little bit confused because as far as I'm concerned, glitter is always a do.

I Love School.

Today I wore my robot jacket to class. My German teacher called me Frau Roboter. I thought it was really funny.


I then brought cookies to my bowling class. My teacher called me "Hey! Cookie girl!"


Let's have a round of applause for student teachers.

Oh Gosh.

I seem to have forgotten about the terrible epidemic which is currently, and has for quite some time, been taking place on BYU campus. Why, WHY, do so many young males find it a good idea to grow a mustache? WHY?

Mustaches tend to enhance negative features... for example: If someone is just a little bit creepy, a mustache can make them look like a complete perv.

In short, I guess all I want to say is this:

Sir, please remove that abomination from your face. Thanks.

Wazoo?

i just got kicked out of Fort Kid.

there is ridiculousness coming out the wazoo right now.

also, i went inside the sun.

Children of DUNE

Secrets of the
Children
of
DUNE:

1. This is what it looks like to become a creature of the desert.
2. When you become a creature of the desert, you actually become half worm.
3. If the rest of your family went crazy, don't worry, you probably will too.
4. Prepare yourself for an obscene amount of inappropriate sibling relationships.

5. When planning a DUNE movie marathon, be sure to plan for about a 12 hour journey into the most amazing thing of your life.

DUNE

I think the genius which is DUNE can only be described in one way...and this is it.