Dear Patrick Swayze,

You Have

A Really

Little

Waist.

Um...Seriously?

Any cookbook that tells you to use store-bought hummus, or any other pre-packaged item, for that matter, is ridiculous. That is all.

The Trek Aquatic

While I had planned on discussing the wonderful new sci-no-fi hit Star Trek, that is just going to have to wait until tomorrow. Having not quite fulfilled my Star Trek cravings for the night, I was pleased to find some old episodes on Spike TV. I was not pleased, however, to discover that they are in fact underwater. Unfortunately, I just watched a submarinespacecraft collide with an electric eel the size of Rhode Island.

NEWSFLASH:

Not A Single One Of The Osmonds Is Attractive.

SERIOUSLY?!?!

so who is buying this for my birthday?

UGLIEST.TOP.MODEL.EVER.

Tempting....

right now,  i could fly to san diego for $179 roundtrip. who's with me?

also, emperor's new groove is kind of a let down.