Today, by complete coincidence, a friend and I both ended up in the basement of the JFSB. Some things happened, her apple some how became located underneath a giant vending machine, and, short story shorter, I almost got stuck between the wall and said vending machine. Upon removing myself from this unfortunate position, I then crawled under said vending machine. I nearly trapped myself all over again, but fortunately, was able to rescue both myself and the lost apple.
Thank you,friend, for allowing me to perform this adventurous act.