Bahama Mama

so maybe that's a drink, or maybe it's my new name. you decide. well i just thought i'd give a recap of the Bahamas so far....here are the highlights (in no order, really).

1. FERNANDO!!! ok so i haven't exactly met him yet, but i know he's out there.
2. Fernando's little brother, who i have met. or stalked, anyway. we met. it's legit. he's a funny kid.
3. Sting rays in the wild!!! The ocean is amazing. yea.
4. The Most attractive islanders you can imagine.
5. Gymnastics. Not by me, of course...but by those hot islanders.
6. Tan lines.
7. Michael Jackson taught me how to sail. Take that.
8. and that boy can dannnnnnnce.
9. The 6 foot a billion Estonian guy in white capris. yea, you read that right...WHITE CAPRIS. it doesn't get much better than that people....other than maybe his white socks.
10. the drunk guy at the bar behind me. oh wait. that's not a highlight. ummmmm the frozen fruity drinks. yum.

Why didn't I think of this?

Lovely.

Shout Out

Last night I went to a show at some friends' house. I was hesitant to go because, well, I wanted stay home and watch something pseudo-science fictiony on TV. In the end, I went. And I'm glad I did. Even though I've seen the band a thousand times (give or take a few hundred) they were great. Let's hear it for Forest World.

Funny Face

Right now I'm watching Funny Face while I study for my photo-history exam. It's totally appropriate, seeing as it is loosely based on Richard Avedon. I love this movie, I really do...Except for one thing. The movie was made in 1957....which means Fred Astaire was 58, and Audrey Hepburn was 28...Not to mention that dear Fred looks every bit his age and then some. Yikes.

ELEVEN

That's the number of engaged couples I know.

Nerd

Last night I had a dream about T.J. Clark.
We were in a museum that had just spent
$3 million on an abstract painting. The painting was purple, yellow, and orange and absolutely hideous, with no theory to even support it. Anyway, we talked about it for a long time. Thanks, T.J. You're the greatest.