Dear Lady Gaga,

You know I love you. I do. But please NEVER let me see you do that again. I don't care if you were born that way, it was terrible.

my water bottle has suddenly started tasting all weird and plasticy. no bueno.

Bitches.

As many of you know, I used to have ads posted on my blog. The purpose of this being that I would eventually make a little bit of money from them. Yep. I sold out, and I'm still ok with it. The thing is, in the entire time I've had my blog, which is kind of a while, I've only made $23 off of it. That sounds great, but you can't actually get paid until it reaches $100. So lately my blog views have been increasing, and my Google Adsense has also been increasing. Great. EXCEPT that Google decided my account had "Invalid Account Click Activity" and disabled it. Yes, I filled out an appeal thing, and I think my answers were pretty funny, if I do say so myself...but still, they refuse to reopen my Adsense account. This means that A.) I would like to double fist punch whoever made this desicion and B.) Congratulations, ya'll are all getting this crap for free(er) now.

Funny

So as it turns out, eggs DO explode in the microwave. And it's really, really funny...but kind of weird because the microwave turned off as soon as it exploded. It was like a hilarious sunny-side-up-scrambled disaster. Oh, and also, grapes just kind of fizzle out and get weird. Special thanks to Mike the gymnast for making that happen.

So as long as the weather is warm, I don't really need to post songs about wanting it to be warm. This doesn't mean I'm done with this project, it just means I am putting it on hold until it gets cold again...which will hopefully be in very, very long time.

In other news, I saw Darwin Deez last night and it may have been one of the best/most fun shows I've ever been to. The band was great, everyone was happy, and they had all practiced their choreographed dance moves....as well as their free styling.

TODAY WAS WARM!!!!

And this song is dedicated to how I feel about warm weather.

I'm pretty positive apple juice tastes better out of a sippy cup.