Wazoo?

i just got kicked out of Fort Kid.

there is ridiculousness coming out the wazoo right now.

also, i went inside the sun.

Children of DUNE

Secrets of the
Children
of
DUNE:

1. This is what it looks like to become a creature of the desert.
2. When you become a creature of the desert, you actually become half worm.
3. If the rest of your family went crazy, don't worry, you probably will too.
4. Prepare yourself for an obscene amount of inappropriate sibling relationships.

5. When planning a DUNE movie marathon, be sure to plan for about a 12 hour journey into the most amazing thing of your life.

DUNE

I think the genius which is DUNE can only be described in one way...and this is it.

FACT:

Mel Gibson's hair is a lethal weapon.

Sister Winter

O Tannenbaum

I just watched a man on television balance a Christmas tree on his face.

How Spectacular.

lost in the super market

i had a dream last night that i was in the grocery store shopping for cans of soup.

too bad none of the cans were these ones... how delicious does moose nose sound?