Friday, August 28, 2009

uhhh yah

i wanna go to hogwarts.

Thursday, August 27, 2009


All I'm saying is that since I re-did my hair yesterday, I can see the resemblance to Coyote Shivers...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


One time last night my dear friend Jackson and I were in Pilot buying diet coke (big surprise) and adding to the collection of styrofoam 44 oz cups in the back of the jeep. Anyway. With liquid gold in hand, we naturally strolled over to the sun glass rack and started trying on these horrible blue sunglasses that Vin Diesel probably wore in Fast and Furious or something. So while we're trying them on, the store intercom comes on and the guy is saying something like, "Alright folks ya'll know what goes great with 44 oz diet coke? BLUE SUNGLASSES!". He didn't give us a discount or anything, but that is now my favorite gas station.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Steve Guttenberg

"Steven Guttenberg is ALWAYS at his finest."

"Steve Guttenberg is the most underrated actor of our day."

All That I'm Asking, Is Give Steve A Chance.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Even Better...

Question: What could be better than my last post?

Answer: My mom explaining my last post to my dad.


Who decided this was a good idea???

New Fav.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


I Forget How Tall I Am...

And Then I Look Down.

Monday, August 17, 2009

How is This Even Possible???

"prototype nano robot that can fit in our blood vessels...."
"you can fit it right in the capillaries of the human body...."
"in the future, swarms of invisible nano robots might be patrolling our blood systems...."

i should lay off the science channel for a while....or maybe i shouldn't.

This JUST blew my mind...

NASA is offering 1/2 million dollar prize for the first group who can build a simple prototype of a space elevator.

The space elevator allows you to leapfrog past the gravity barrier, and uses no rocket fuel.

We can use this to beam solar energy back to earth.

All of this can be made possible by Carbon Nano Tubes.

THIS is Sciene Non Fiction for real.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009


Def: (n) Fat Kankles.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Laser Beams.

Apparently one of my dad's roommates went crazy and thought he was a laser beam.

ps i think laser should be spelled lazer.