Thursday, April 30, 2009


Moth Balls

Well the good news is, my new apartment smells just like my grandmother.

Sunday, April 26, 2009


I just made a smore in the toaster oven. Amazing.

I love fat kid food.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Hi Joe!

The other day, a couple of friends and I went to lunch at the popular joint known as Einstein's Bagels. Some of you who have been there may think I'm about to discuss monstrosity known as Bagel Balls (or poppers, if you will). Anyway. The point is this. Whilst we were sitting on the patio, enjoying the sunshine and good times, my friend seemed to know every single person who walked by (including the man in the camo kilt). As we were concluding our lunchtime fun and saying our goodbyes to the wonderful lady at the table next to us, these three super-cool dudes on skateboards sped past us. As sort of a joke, our other friend said, "Oh hey Joe!" to the last stud skating by (apparently she wanted to be cool like Sam and know every one ever born). As she said this, the kid turned and looked....Unfortunately for our new friend Joe, he skated right in to the huge umbrella we were sitting under. Poor Joe is probably somewhere bleeding right now.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Yes, Please.

Whoever decided to put these two in a movie together is a genius.

Jeremiah Johnson

Where Have You Been All My Life?

Deja Vu?

The top of the faucet in my bathroom sink always falls off.

Also, the hot water did not work in my shower this morning.

Both of these things reminded me of this.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Golden Delicious

I just saw a man coming out of the bathroom and eating an apple. This may be the most unsanitary thing I have witnessed all semester.

Monday, April 13, 2009


I wish I could describe the amazingness of this event in my own words....

I Hope...

Your Easter was as good as mine was.

Friday, April 3, 2009

and the delight is still coming...

After a full 24 hours without any more middle-eastern requests, I thought the charade was over;we all did. I couldn't have been more wrong. Looks like we've got two more for the running, and here they are:

Gokhan Yildirim-Unkown

Gunay Gunaydin-Istanbul, Turkey

Looks like the fun will never end.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Today I saw the most awkward hug I have ever seen in my entire life. That is all.