Monday, January 31, 2011
scenario 1: i have eaten far too many of CF's delicious fiber one bars that taste like a snickers made of oats, and now my body is starting to fight back.
scenario 2: i have consumed far more apple juice in the past month than anyone ever thought was humanly possible, and now the laws of science/biology are going crazy and there is an apple tree growing inside my stomach.
scenario 3: DC's absurd lead-pipe-contaminated-water is finally taking its tole on me and i am developing some kind of strange tumor right behind my belly button.
essentially what i'm saying is that tomorrow i'm giving up fiber one bars, apple juice, and any kind of unfiltered water i might come in contact with.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
So earlier today my boss and I were talking about stipends, and how the majority of them are strictly minority based rather than actual need based. Kinda sucks, huh? Ben Folds definitely got it right this time.
Monday, January 24, 2011
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Thursday, January 20, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
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Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
January: The Future…and NYC.
February: Xtine and I made the cutest Valentines ever seen.
March: ADVENTURE! Visit from two of my favorite people ever to exist.
April: Easter visit from the fam!
June: My blirthday and the epic invention of pop-shots. Also, concert extravaganza.
July: Fourth of July Party with the best Independence Day costumes anyone has ever laid eyes on.
August: The sad sad end of Summer, which concluded nicely with the coolest airbrush trucker hat ever invented.
September: Last real semester at BYU. Moved in to the basement with Xtine. Great. Decision. Also I met the kid who would become Prince. No, not the real one, but better.
October: Someone stabbed herself in the arm with an awl and we had adventure time in the Cotton Tree Inn. JONSI! And Halloween as Barbie.
November: Sufjan. That was enough to make the year worth it.
December: My teacher told me I was "hostile and offensive," and then I finished with Utah. Forever. Hallelujah. Also, had a _____-kickin’ time in Arizona with the fam.