This morning on my way to class, the snot in my nose froze for the first time this season. Welcome back, Sister Winter.

In other news, I don't mean to brag or anything, but I've been wearing my faithful Wolf Shirt for 3 days in a row now.

I wish they sold Raisinettes in the library vending machine.

Ancient Greeks? Gay. Romans? Gay. Italian Renaissance? Gay. It's a miracle humans survived until modern civilization.

(if you don't believe me, i can provide very graphic evidence.)

Remember This Guy?

Well, I saw him on campus the other day and he was wearing stupid shoes. It made me feel great.

This girl could kick the _____ out of Justin Bieber.