I seem to have forgotten about the terrible epidemic which is currently, and has for quite some time, been taking place on BYU campus. Why, WHY, do so many young males find it a good idea to grow a mustache? WHY?
Mustaches tend to enhance negative features... for example: If someone is just a little bit creepy, a mustache can make them look like a complete perv.
In short, I guess all I want to say is this:
Sir, please remove that abomination from your face. Thanks.