Hear Me Out...
I think I may be the Love Child of Paul Simon and Pat Benatar. In fact, I called my mother the other day to inquire as to the possibility that I had been adopted. Rather than a simple "no", she laughed at me and asked why I would ask that. I then explained my theory. Let's be honest, it really would explain a lot about both my personality and my musical tastes. Once again, her reaction was not to say "no", but to remind me that I am much too tall to be Paul Simon's child. I admit: this is kind of a let down.
I think I may be the Love Child of Paul Simon and Pat Benatar. In fact, I called my mother the other day to inquire as to the possibility that I had been adopted. Rather than a simple "no", she laughed at me and asked why I would ask that. I then explained my theory. Let's be honest, it really would explain a lot about both my personality and my musical tastes. Once again, her reaction was not to say "no", but to remind me that I am much too tall to be Paul Simon's child. I admit: this is kind of a let down.
2 comments:
Operation Care Package is almost complete... just some finishing touches remain. You're going to wet your pants with glee.
It's the bangs.
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