Pilot

One time last night my dear friend Jackson and I were in Pilot buying diet coke (big surprise) and adding to the collection of styrofoam 44 oz cups in the back of the jeep. Anyway. With liquid gold in hand, we naturally strolled over to the sun glass rack and started trying on these horrible blue sunglasses that Vin Diesel probably wore in Fast and Furious or something. So while we're trying them on, the store intercom comes on and the guy is saying something like, "Alright folks ya'll know what goes great with 44 oz diet coke? BLUE SUNGLASSES!". He didn't give us a discount or anything, but that is now my favorite gas station.