The two worst things ever to happen to this Earth, ever, are (in this order):
1.) The Italian Renaissance
-If you think you like Renaissance art, chances are you have only looked at a section or two of the Sistine Chapel and the David. Trust me, it only goes down hill from these ill-proportioned works. (Ok, I guess Leonardo Da Vinci understood proportion, but his people were fugly. Sorry Mona, but let's face it. Da Vinci was really more of a scientist than artist).
2.) Low-Rise Jeans
-If you think you like Low-Rise Jeans, you should see yourself in a pair of them. If you still like them, you should just go ahead and bedazzle your name (which is probably Candy) across the back pockets. And then you should call 1994 Winona Ryder and giver her belly shirt back.
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...new bloggins never get old. thats a fact.
The ad that is currently on your blog is "cool necklaces for men - Tribal Hollywood jewelry." hahaha
I was going to get you both of those things for Christmas.
lindsey, another winning blog post. you are amazing.
the majority of jeans that are purchasable are low-rise...
also i like michelangelo's moses...but everything else i come up with to counter your argument is baroque...soooo you win.
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