Friday, April 11, 2008

Yellow Taxi Creme.

Several weeks ago, I made a horrible decision. Having left my pink nail polish at home, I was lost and confused about how I should repaint my nails before work. I could not just leave my nails splotchy; no way. I certainly did not want to spend the 99 cents on a new bottle of pink polish, as I already have approximately four containers of it in my own apartment. Then suddenly, whilst perousing the limited nail polish section in the Twilight Zone, something called to me. It was the container of Yellow Taxi Creme nail polish. I do not know what possessed me into thinking yellow nail polish would be a good idea, but I bought it. This may have been one of the worst decisions I have made all year. After painting my nails this atrocious color, I realized what I had done and quickly began peeling the yellow devastation off of my hands. I never painted my nails yellow again. In fact, the bottle of Yellow Taxi Creme still remains in the LRC, waiting for someone to finally throw it away-to throw all the yellow nail polish in the world away.

And then at work yesterday, a girl came in with those exact same Yellow Taxi Creme nails...I do not know this girl, but it was probably one of the worst decisions she has made all year.

5 comments:

doubleyou said...

the "yellow devastation" line is the best. omg! you are a riot.

Beth & Nate said...

your posts make me laugh. you definitely need to be a writer AND an artist when you grow up.

Bakes. said...
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rachel b. said...

I saw that girl, too . . . or maybe a different girl and the yellow devastation is gaining popularity, which would be a real shame. It looked like she was the victim of a deadly nail fungus.

Lyndsi Shae* said...

ahahaha i definitely paint my nails yellow taxi... and and assortment of other obnoxious shades. this cracks me up.