Because I Know You Don't Get It....

In regards to my latest post.... I know you don't get it. I know this because it is not a joke. As a child, I refused for years to admit this and, in turn, created the best answer known to man. Brace yourself.

Once there was a cow, and he was chewing gum, and his mother came along and stepped on a tree. Do you get it?

It was a baby tree.

Do You Get It?

Once, when I was little, I made up a joke. It was the funniest joke I had ever heard, much less made up myself, and I am pretty sure I told it to everyone who would listen. It went like this:

Once there was a cow, and he was chewing gum, and his mother came along and stepped on a tree. Do you get it?

So....Do you get it?

Don't Blame Me.

Dear Readers, 

As some of you may have noticed, and many of you probably have not, it  has been a while since my last bloggy. The reason for this is simple; I have watched 47 episodes of X Files in the last month. Blame Fox Mulder. 

Oh, and Dana Scully is a big lesbo. 

Thanks, 

Kenny Bloggins (my code name, in case you were unaware).