Help....Stuck....

Today, by complete coincidence, a friend and I both ended up in the basement of the JFSB. Some things happened, her apple some how became located underneath a giant vending machine, and, short story shorter, I almost got stuck between the wall and said vending machine. Upon removing myself from this unfortunate position, I then crawled under said vending machine. I nearly trapped myself all over again, but fortunately, was able to rescue both myself and the lost apple.

Thank you, friend, for allowing me to perform this adventurous act.

Huh.

There's a link on my Hotmail account for the "Dos and Don'ts" of glitter.

I'm just little bit confused because as far as I'm concerned, glitter is always a do.

I Love School.

Today I wore my robot jacket to class. My German teacher called me Frau Roboter. I thought it was really funny.


I then brought cookies to my bowling class. My teacher called me "Hey! Cookie girl!"


Let's have a round of applause for student teachers.

Oh Gosh.

I seem to have forgotten about the terrible epidemic which is currently, and has for quite some time, been taking place on BYU campus. Why, WHY, do so many young males find it a good idea to grow a mustache? WHY?

Mustaches tend to enhance negative features... for example: If someone is just a little bit creepy, a mustache can make them look like a complete perv.

In short, I guess all I want to say is this:

Sir, please remove that abomination from your face. Thanks.