uhhh yah

i wanna go to hogwarts.

huh...

All I'm saying is that since I re-did my hair yesterday, I can see the resemblance to Coyote Shivers...

Pilot

One time last night my dear friend Jackson and I were in Pilot buying diet coke (big surprise) and adding to the collection of styrofoam 44 oz cups in the back of the jeep. Anyway. With liquid gold in hand, we naturally strolled over to the sun glass rack and started trying on these horrible blue sunglasses that Vin Diesel probably wore in Fast and Furious or something. So while we're trying them on, the store intercom comes on and the guy is saying something like, "Alright folks ya'll know what goes great with 44 oz diet coke? BLUE SUNGLASSES!". He didn't give us a discount or anything, but that is now my favorite gas station.

Brad Pitt is a Genius.

Steve Guttenberg

"Steven Guttenberg is ALWAYS at his finest."

"Steve Guttenberg is the most underrated actor of our day."

All That I'm Asking, Is Give Steve A Chance.

Even Better...

Question: What could be better than my last post?

Answer: My mom explaining my last post to my dad.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

New Fav.

Sometimes...

I Forget How Tall I Am...

And Then I Look Down.

How is This Even Possible???

"prototype nano robot that can fit in our blood vessels...."
"you can fit it right in the capillaries of the human body...."
"in the future, swarms of invisible nano robots might be patrolling our blood systems...."
WHAT IN THE WHAT THE???

i should lay off the science channel for a while....or maybe i shouldn't.

This JUST blew my mind...

NASA is offering 1/2 million dollar prize for the first group who can build a simple prototype of a space elevator.

The space elevator allows you to leapfrog past the gravity barrier, and uses no rocket fuel.

We can use this to beam solar energy back to earth.

All of this can be made possible by Carbon Nano Tubes.

THIS is Sciene Non Fiction for real.

FANKLES:

Def: (n) Fat Kankles.

Laser Beams.

Apparently one of my dad's roommates went crazy and thought he was a laser beam.




ps i think laser should be spelled lazer.