wearekoalas

but seriously, this has to 

be the best thing ever. 

wearekoalas

and this is my favorite 

selling point:

"Polyesters are neat. You know what else 

is neat? The word “neat.” I don’t think we 

say it enough: “neat.” In fact, maybe we 

should start trying to bring it back, huh? Although I’m not sure that “neat” was ever “in,” I think it’s worth a try. “Neat.” “Yo, what up, that hoodie is way neat.” “Sup, G, you think my hoodie is neat?” “Say, dog, dat red top is ill-sickin neat.”See, it doesn’t always have to make sense, and that’s what is neat."

ps i take it back. keep modeling. both of you...but only because your leather jackets are so dang neat. 

P.S.

Dear Matt, Stop Modeling.

Matt

Matt Stands 6 feet 2 inches tall, 160 pounds.

I Don't Think I Need To Explain...

Dear Patrick Swayze,

You Have

A Really

Little

Waist.

Um...Seriously?

Any cookbook that tells you to use store-bought hummus, or any other pre-packaged item, for that matter, is ridiculous. That is all.

The Trek Aquatic

While I had planned on discussing the wonderful new sci-no-fi hit Star Trek, that is just going to have to wait until tomorrow. Having not quite fulfilled my Star Trek cravings for the night, I was pleased to find some old episodes on Spike TV. I was not pleased, however, to discover that they are in fact underwater. Unfortunately, I just watched a submarinespacecraft collide with an electric eel the size of Rhode Island.

NEWSFLASH:

Not A Single One Of The Osmonds Is Attractive.