Today as I made my customary trip to the Twilight Zone, I found myself in line next to a very talkative stranger. Wearing pink shoes, a pink shirt, and pink fingernail polish, this stranger decided to comment on my pink-ness.
Stranger: Your nails are very pink.
Stranger: Did you paint them to match your outfit today?
Me: No...They are always this color.
Stranger: Do your toe nails match?
They do match.